New Zakir Khan Poetry, Poem and Shayari All at one Place

Zakir Khan Poetry is inspired by the anger and aftermath of a failed love.

The outrage Zakir Khan Shayari consists of is a truth that he only says through his poetry.

Often, Zakir Khan poetry is full of promises of revenge and promising himself that the conditions will change.

We all know Zakir Khan as a sakht launda. He is among the most popular comedians in India. The other side of Zakir Khan is poetry. 

Some of the best Zakir Khan Poetry is here.

Zakir Khan most recent poems

50 rs ki poket money,
60 rs ki chocolate ice-cream.
Hum sala wassepur ke side character,
Aur tum..
Tum jaise koi happy dream.
Phir bhi effort toh marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.
Hum nahan bhi le toh feel nahi Aati hai,
Tumhari toh notebook se bhi khoshboo aati hai.

Poore school me koi bhi kand ho,
Prime accuse Hum hi kehlate hain.
Humari ek copy aisi nahi jo complete ho,
Aur Ek yeh, kabhi top se kam hi nahi aate hai.
Phir bhi effort toh marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.
Cousin ka jacket maar liya,
papa ke paise churaye hain.
Bike kahan milti hai roz,
Bheek mang kar tank full karvayein hain.
Woh…
…. titli ki design wala clutcher tha na tumhara?
shikha ne nahi maine uthaya tha.
Aur woh Aladdin ke passes
koi online contest me nahi jeete,
Mai ghadi beech kar laaya tha.
Dheere dheere tumhare saare shauk,
Apni auqaat ke bahar ho Gaye hain.
Ab gol gappon ko hi dekh lo,
60 rs ke ke sirf char reh gaye hain.
Bhai ki gaadi apni atma se dhoi thi
Isilye film ke beech popcorn la paaya tha,
Greeting cards ke liye survey bhare they,
Bachhe ke mundan par Pokemon bana
Tab tumhare birthday ka cake laaya tha.
Thoda karza kiya hai,
Thoda khud kamaya hai.
Ab Tum hi dekh lo ab,
Ek tumhari smile ke peeche.
Itne logon ka saaya hai.
Kisi din dil kare toh..
sabke samne bas haath pakad lena.
Baki toh sab moh maaya hai.

Dekho effort toh hum full marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.

Zakir Khan Fresh Poetry

 

 

 

Zakir Khan Poetry

Zakir Khan Shayari connects with youth. Here is a collection of some best Zakir Khan poetry that you will surely like. 

Zakir Khan Poetry

Har ek Dastoor se Bewafai, Maine Shiddat se Nibhayi

Raaste bhi khud hi Daundhe, Manzil bhi khud Banayi

 

Zakir Khan Poetry

Har ek copy ke peeche, Kuch na Kuch Khaas likha hai,

Bas Is tarah tere mere Ishq ka itihaas likha hai,

Tu Duniya main chahe jahan bhi rahe,

Apni diary mei maine tujhe pass likha hai

 

Zakir Khan Poetry

Zakir Khan Poetry on Qayamat ki Raat

मेरे कुछ
सवाल हैं जो
सिर्फ क़यामत के रोज़
पूछूंगा तुमसे
क्योंकि
उसके पहले तुम्हारी और मेरी
बात हो सके
इस लायक नहीं हो तुम।

मैं जानना चाहता हूँ,
क्या रकीब के साथ भी
चलते हुए शाम को यूं हीे
बेखयाली में
उसके साथ भी हाथ
टकरा जाता है तुम्हारा,
क्या अपनी छोटी ऊँगली से
उसका भी हाथ
थाम लिया करती हो
क्या वैसे ही
जैसे मेरा थामा करती थीं
क्या बता दीं बचपन की
सारी कहानियां तुमने उसको
जैसे मुझको
रात रात भर बैठ कर
सुनाई थी तुमने
क्या तुमने बताया उसको
कि पांच के आगे की
हिंदी की गिनती
आती नहीं तुमको
वो सारी तस्वीरें जो
तुम्हारे पापा के साथ,
तुम्हारे भाई के साथ की थी,
जिनमे तुम
बड़ी प्यारी लगीं,
क्या उसे भी दिखा दी तुमने

ये कुछ सवाल हैं
जो सिर्फ क़यामत के रोज़
पूँछूगा तुमसे
क्योंकि उसके पहले
तुम्हारी और मेरी बात हो सके
इस लायक नहीं हो तुम

मैं पूंछना चाहता हूँ कि
क्या वो भी जब
घर छोड़ने आता है तुमको
तो सीढ़ियों पर
आँखें मीच कर
क्या मेरी ही तरह
उसके भी सामने माथा
आगे कर देती हो तुम वैसे ही,
जैसे मेरे सामने किया करतीं थीं
सर्द रातों में, बंद कमरों में
क्या वो भी मेरी तरह
तुम्हारी नंगी पीठ पर
अपनी उँगलियों से
हर्फ़ दर हर्फ़
खुद का नाम गोदता है,और क्या तुम भी
अक्षर बा अक्षर
पहचानने की कोशिश
करती हो
जैसे मेरे साथ किया करती थीं

मेरे कुछ सवाल हैं
जो सिर्फ क़यामत के रोज़
पूछूगा तुमसे
क्योंकि उसके पहले
तुम्हारी और मेरी बात हो सके
इस लायक नहीं हो तुम।

 

Zakir Khan Shayari

 

Zakir Khan Poetry Titli

Zakir Khan Poetry Titli

Wo Titli ki tarah aayi aur Zindagi ko Baag kar gayi,

Mere jitne Napaak the Iraade, Unhe bhi Paak kar gayi

Zakir Khan Shayari for Instagram Stories

Guzara kam me kar liya
Cheena nahi kisi ka
Mitti me bagawat rahi,
parwarish me saleeqa.
Raqeeb dhundhte rahe,
shauhrat ka sabab meri.
Maloom kahan unhe
Badon se mahobbat,
choton se baat karne ka tareeqa.

Zakir Khan Poetry Aag

Zakir Khan Poetry AAG

Teri bewafaai ke Angaaron main lipti rhi yh Ruuh meri

Main is tarah aag na hota, jo hojaati tuu meri

 

Zakir Khan 2 lines

 

Secret of Kamyaabi

Zakir Khan Urdu Poetry

Kamyaabi tere liye humne khudko kuchyun taiyyar kar liya,

Maine har jazbaat baazar main rakh kar Ishtehaar kar liya

 

Zakir Khan Hindi Poetry

 

Zakir Khan Poetry Shunya

अब मुश्किलों से क्या डरूं, मैं खुद कहर हज़ार हूँ, मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ #ZakirKhanPoetry Click To Tweet

 

 मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ
बेअदब सा मैं खुमार हूँ
अब मुश्किलों से क्या डरूं
मैं खुद कहर हज़ार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ

उंच-नीच से परे
मजाल आँख में भरे
मैं लड़ रहा हूँ रात से
मशाल हाथ में लिए
न सूर्य मेरे साथ है
तो क्या नयी ये बात है
वो शाम होता ढल गया
वो रात से था डर गया
मैं जुगनुओं का यार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ

भावनाएं मर चुकीं
संवेदनाएं खत्म हैं
अब दर्द से क्या डरूं
ज़िन्दगी ही ज़ख्म है
मैं बीच रह की मात हूँ
बेजान-स्याह रात हूँ
मैं काली का श्रृंगार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ

हूँ राम का सा तेज मैं
लंकापति सा ज्ञान हूँ
किस की करूं आराधना
सब से जो मैं महान हूँ
ब्रह्माण्ड का मैं सार हूँ
मैं जल-प्रवाह निहार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ
मैं शून्य पे सवार हूँ.

 

 

Zakir Khan Dialogue

 

Ishq ka Hasil aur Jama – Zakir Khan Poetry

6 Hair bands.
4 alag alag tarah ki baalon wali Clips.
Woh… uss din jo sandal tuti thi tumhari, Uska Ek strap.
Aur haan Woh kitaab jiske panne mod kar diye they tumne.

Sambhal rakha hai maine sab,
Jab aaogi toh le jaana.

Waise chote bade mila kar,
kuch 23 kapde bhi pade hai tumahre.
Unme se, kuch me tum bala ki haseen lagi.
jaise woh red wala top aur Black wali dress.
Woh baby pink crop top aur woh green jump suit.
Sab yahin pada hai.
toh mai bas yeh keh raha tha ki
kharid lena na waisa sa hi kuch kahi se.. kyunki,
Sach kahu toh Lautane ka Dil nahi karta mera.

Nahi Nahi Mazak kar raha hoon,

Sambhal rakha hai maine sab,
Jab aaogi toh le jaana.

Waise kuch hisab bhi dena tha tumko,

Jo tumhari meri Tasveer wala,
Coffee mug diya tha tumne.
Uska handle tut gaya hai mujhse.
Blue wali shirt bhi peechel 2 hafton,
Mil nahi rahi hai kahin par aur..
Perfume khatam ho gaya hai.
Ghadi khoyi nahi hai par band ho gayi thi.
Isliye utar rakhi hai, bas bata raha hoon tumhe.
Woh Green wali check shirt dhobi ne jala di.
Woodland wale joote Zeeshan le gaya.
tumhare diye Earphones aur Chashma,
ek din Airport par jaldbaazi me chhut gaye.
bahut dhunda, nahi mile.

Par

Woh sukha hua Gulaab ke phoolo ka guladasta.
tumhari lipstick ke nishaan wala paper cup.
Woh tissue paper jis par tumne number likh kar diya tha,
tumhari car parking ki parchiya.
Woh Tute hue Clutcher ke Dono hisse.
tumahre more pankh wale jhumke.

Aur mai….

yeh sab kuch jo bhool gayi thi tum,
ya shayad jaankar chhoda tha tumne.
Apni jaan se bhi jayada,

Sambhal rakha hai maine sab,
Jab aaogi toh le jaana.

Zakir Khan Shayari

zakir khan new poem

And finally

Zakir Khan poet

 

Zakir Khan 2 Lines

Bus Ka Intezaar Karte Hue,
Metro Mein Khade Khade
Rikshaw Me Baithe Hue
Gehre Shunya Me Kya Dekhte Rehte Ho?
Gumm Sa Chehra Liye Kya Sochte Ho?
Kya Khoya Aur Kya Paya Ka Hisaab Nahi Laga Paaye Na Iss Baar Bhi?
Ghar Nahi Jaa Paye Na Iss Baar Bhi?

 

Apne Aap Ke Bhi Picche Khada Hoon Mai,
Zindagi, Kitne Dheere Chala Hoon Mai…
Aur Mujhe Jagaane Jo Aur Bhi Haseen Hokar Aate The,
Unn Khwaabon Ko Sach Samajhkar Soya Raha Hoon Mai….

 

Suno, Tumhari kahani sunni hai… Shuru se… ek bar phir se.

 

Zakir Khan Poem

Mai doob raha hoon, apne hi bhavar mein.
Roz Doob raha hoon. 
mere antarmann me Hazaron sunamiya aati hai. 
Meri Atma ko apne gehre andheron me kheechti hai. 
Bahut darawni jagah hai woh, 
Tum kabhi mat aana wahan. 
Jahan mai…. roz doobta hoon. 
Doobta hoon, ubharta hoon, Ladta hoon khud hi se aur

…Phir Uthkar aa jaata hoon apna tamasha le kar.

Tumse hath nahi manga, 
kyunki bhavar bahut tez hai.
bahut tez hai yeh mere vichlit Mann ka bhavar. 
Mai toh doob hi raha hoon, 
tumhe sath le kar nahi doobna chahta. 
Nahi chahta ki iss sunami ka ek chitta bhi 
ksisi mere apne par padhe. 
Jaise mai kho raha hoon khud ko, 
waise mai tumhe nahi khona chahta.
Mere antandvand ki sabse aachi baat yeh 
ki iss me Har roz mai hi jeetta hoon. 
Aur sabse bhayavar baat yeh ki
Mai hi hoon jo har roz apne hi aap se haar raha hoon. 
Roz haar raha hoon, lagatar haar raha hoon. 
na jeet ka koi tamga milta hai 
na haar ke ghav dekhte hai. 
bas sab kuch khali rehta hai, 
haan yeh mai keh raha hoon. theek suna tumne 
Ki mai Doob raha hoon, Roz doob raha hoon. 
Apne hi bhavar me. 
Par 
Mai lada hoon, laduga. 
Aaj dooba hoon, par ubhrunga aur kal…

Phir Uthkar aa jauga apna tamasha le kar.

Fresh Poetry From Zakir Khan

new poetry from zakir khan

Ab woh aag nahi rahi,
na sholon sa deheqta hoon.
Rang bhi sabke jaisa hai,
sab sa hi mehekta hoon.

 

zakir khan poetry new

Ek arsey se hoon thame,
Kashti ko bhawar me.
Toofaan se bhi jayada,
sahil se siharta hoon.

 

new zakir khan shayari

Tumse badi narazgi hai mujhko.

Ab dekho na,
Tumhare narm hotho ki misal nahi milti 
aur mere ashaar adure reh jaate hain.

Zakir Khan Poetry on Lockdown

bada ek khalish se hai dil mai bada man bhara se rhta hai

Angry Zakir Khan Poetry

When he was small, kids were used to tease (it is a small word) him, for his colour. He mentioned it one of the post. With this poetry.

Zakir Khan angry poetry

Jitna tezab mila duniya se,
ussi ki sharab bechta hoon.
Zillatein chhaton par tang,
asma ko khab bechta hoon.

Zakir Khan Poetry for trying:

50 rs ki poket money,
60 rs ki chocolate ice-cream.
Hum sala wassepur ke side character,
Aur tum..
Tum jaise koi happy dream.

Phir bhi effort toh marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.

Hum nahan bhi le toh feel nahi Aati hai,
Tumhari toh notebook se bhi khoshboo aati hai.

Poore school me koi bhi kand ho,
Prime accuse Hum hi kehlate hain.
Humari ek copy aisi nahi jo complete ho,
Aur Ek yeh, kabhi top se kam hi nahi aate hai.

Phir bhi effort toh marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.

Cousin ka jacket maar liya,
papa ke paise churaye hain.
Bike kahan milti hai roz,
Bheek mang kar tank full karvayein hain.

Woh…
…. titli ki design wala clutcher tha na tumhara?
shikha ne nahi maine uthaya tha.
Aur woh Aladdin ke passes
koi online contest me nahi jeete,
Mai ghadi beech kar laaya tha.

Dheere dheere tumhare saare shauk,
Apni auqaat ke bahar ho Gaye hain.
Ab gol gappon ko hi dekh lo,
60 rs ke ke sirf char reh gaye hain.

Bhai ki gaadi apni atma se dhoi thi
Isilye film ke beech popcorn la paaya tha,
Greeting cards ke liye survey bhare they,
Bachhe ke mundan par Pokemon bana
Tab tumhare birthday ka cake laaya tha.

Thoda karza kiya hai,
Thoda khud kamaya hai.
Ab Tum hi dekh lo ab,
Ek tumhari smile ke peeche.
Itne logon ka saaya hai.
Kisi din dil kare toh..
sabke samne bas haath pakad lena.
Baki toh sab moh maaya hai.

Dekho effort toh hum full marr hi rahe hain,
Ishq ki bazi hai,
Kabhi Jeet rahe,
kabhi haar rahe hain.

Watch Zakir khan Poetry Video:

 

 

Is not it great, that a man who makes everyone laugh, writes such sad Shayari?

But maybe this is what happens to all artists.

So tell us which Zakir Khan poetry you liked most. Share your favorite Shayr too.

If you want to get in touch, message me on Instagram.

Faizan Fahim

Hello, welcome to this blog. Just writing reviews of the book I like. Also, favorite quotes, poetry, memes, sometimes other topics too, but always related to literature. So join me on Twitter to talk to me.

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12 Responses

  1. Vaishali says:

    You forgot-
    •Meri Zameen tumse gehri hai
    Yaad rkhna Aasman bhi tumse uncha hoga
    •kitna tanha hai ye Naya shehar
    Tumhari yaadein tak bhi hai yaha
    • kaha se aa rahe ho ?
    Maine kaha- bahut door se
    Jagah ka Naam?
    Maine kaha- mehnat.
    • sirf paida hokr mrne nhi Aya hu Mai.
    • mere 2-4 khwab hai jinhe Mai Aasman se door chahta hu
    Zindagi chahe Gumnaam rahe par maut Mai mashhur chahta hu.
    • itne aagey pahuch Gaye ki Apne dr tk nhi bta skte kisi Ko.
    • ab wo Aag nhi Rahi na sholon sa dehkta hu rang bhi Sab k jaisa hai sabsa sabsa hi to mehkta hu
    Aur ek are se hu than ek kashti ka bhawar Mai tufaan se bhi jyada Sahil se sehkta hu.

    And the best one….
    “Mera wqt bhi Qayamat ki Tarah hai…
    Yaad rkhna ayega jaroor.”

    • Faizan says:

      In sbko add krne ka shukriya

    • Sharlie Wason says:

      Hey..once Zakir said some lines and now I can’t find them anywhere..it was something like “college mein ek ladki thi, uska boyfriend usko ill-treat karta tha..and Zakir socjta tha k tum toh ekdum pari jaisi ho and ur boyfriend shud b treating u like a fairy”..this was the gist..but I don’t remember the exact words hence not able to find the lines.

    • Sid says:

      Thank u

    • Armaan says:

      Hello Bhai , zakir bhai ka ek shayri jo kuch Aysa tha k phir un wadion se hoke nahron se milke kuch aysa agr pata ho to mujhe email kr dena .i will be very thankful to you

  2. Pragnesh says:

    Zakir khan favorite… thank you so much

  3. Sid says:

    Thank u

  4. Shubham Pratap Singh says:

    Hmm, Achha, Theek Hai.

  5. Meghana says:

    Thanks, I love his poetry!

  6. Rahul Singh says:

    Tum husn pari.. tum jane jahan.. tum sabse hansi.. tum sabse jawan.. sondarya sabun nirma.?

  7. Santosh pal says:

    Nys sir shayri apki dil chu leti hai

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